the improper bostonian :: Alexa. 17. Boston, MA . brown hair . cornrowed . hazel eyes . 5'8. weight=MYOB . senior. 100% Irish(have the temper to prove it!) . taken( l love you, Frank!) . tattooed(Pats logo on right shoulder, Sox "B" on small of the back) . pierced(belly, eyebrow, lip) . crazy. weird. stubborn. sports nut. baseball junkie . proud member of Red Sox Nation . tomboy-ish . one of the guys . all around cool person.
you know what's what i like :: baseball . shopping . Boston Red Sox . chocolate . football . New England Patriots . romance novels . Chinese food . couch potato-ism . movies . soap operas . ESPN . scented bath products . Starbucks . Urban Outfitters . partying . playing video games . candy . hot baseball players . reality TV . tattoos . WWE.
i hate this s**t :: the New York Yankees . snobs . alarm clocks . girls(for the most part) . Jessica Simpson . people who are always perky . traffic .
turn that up high :: Avril Lavigne . Kylie Minogue . Christina Aguilera . Eminem . No Doubt . Missy Elliott . Madonna . Selena . Ashlee Simpson . Alicia Keys . Kelly Clarkson. Jay Z. Lil Jon & the Eastside Boyz . Nelly . Ying Yang Twins. Kid Rock . Mya . etc...
so my eye candy :: Bronson Arroyo . Lenny Dinardo . Derek Lowe . Johnny Damon . Manny Ramirez . Mark Malaska . Kevin Millar. Billy Mueller. Jason Varitek . Carl Pavano . Johan Santana . Bobby Crosby . Keith Foulke . Lance Berkman . Brad Lidge . Mark Teixiera . Hank Blalock . Tom Brady . Ben Affleck . Jude Law . Colin Farrell . John Cena . Jimmy Fallon . that plummer dude on Desperate Housewives . Matt Damon . my b/f Frank :p . Carlito Caribbean Cool . Adam Garcia . Tom Welling . Jim Edmonds . Randy Orton
I don't pronounce my R's, I call a garbage can a barrell, a liquor store a packie, a water fountain a bubbla, a milkshake a frappe.
I root for a team that has not won a World Series since 1918, I say Larry Bird is the greatest basketball player of all time, Ted Williams the greatest hitter
To me anyplace west of Rte. 128 is the boonies, and Cape Cod is a little slice of heaven here on earth.
The best thing on a summer night is Fenway Franks hot off the grill with Boston Baked Beans.
I ride the T not the subway.
I know better than to swim in the Charles River, but I do love that dirty water.
I yell "Yankees Suck!" when the Red Sox play the Tigers...
I AM A BOSTONIAN!
//////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// To All Yankee Fans
Lemme guess, Now that you can't chant '1918' anymore, you'll have to think of something more clever... Something like 'Talk to me when the Sox win 25 more" First of all, you're a dumb ass, the Sox already have won 6 championships, You would know this if you were any kind of a baseball fan, But you're not...you're a Yankee fan Also, I don't want to talk to you anyway The Sox are World Series Champions, I don't have time to associate with the biggest chokers in the history of baseball:P
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me - Hunter S. Thompson
It's not that I'm lazy, I just don't care - Office Space
Violet: I'm not lost. Somebody just moved my street. - Coyote Ugly
Girl: Can I ask you something? Lil: What? Girl:What does Coyote Ugly mean? Lil:Did you ever wake up sober after a one night stand, and the person you're next to is lying on your arm, and they're so ugly, you'd rather chew off your arm then risk waking 'em? That's coyote ugly. Girl:My God. Well, why would you name your bar after something like that? Lil :Oh, 'cause Cheers was taken. - Coyote Ugly
Jim, Jack, Johnny Red, Johnny Black, and Jose; all my favorite men. You can have it any way you like it, as long as it comes in a shot glass. - Coyote Ugly
...and last week I saw Cameron Diaz at Fred Segal, and I talked her out of buying this truly heinous angora sweater. Whoever said orange was the new pink was seriously disturbed. - Legally Blonde
Elle : Hello Patriots! Tim: Oh my god, it's capital Barbie. - Legally Blonde 2
Real women don't date Yankees fans - a tee on chowdaheadz.com
If therer's any further proof that God is a woman, just look at Tom Brady - my friend Laur upon seeing his Gap ad in SI
"I don't believe in them curses. Wake the bambino up right now, maybe I'll drill him in the ass" - Pedro Martinez (*sobs* I'll miss him!)
You shouldn't have to sacrifice who you are just because somebody else has a problem with it. - Carrie, Sex and the City
When did all the men get together and decide that they were only going to get it up for giraffes with big breasts? - Miranda, Sex and the City
When you're young, your whole life is about the pursuit of fun, then you grow up and learn to be cautious; you could break a bone, or a heart. You look before you leap and sometimes you don't leap at all because there's not always someone there to catch you. And in life, there is no safety net. When did it stop being fun and start being scary? - Carrie, Sex and the City
He only has one ball and I have a lazy ovary. In what world does that create a baby? ... It's like the special olympics of conception! - Miranda, Sex and the City